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Stop Chewing on the Clit Black Tote Bag
$26.50
The inspiration behind MAVPR’s line of quoted merchandise, this will be your must-wear for first hookups. Never let someone abuse your clit again with this bold, eye-catching reminder.
This cotton canvas tote bag is both stylish and practical.
• 6 oz, 100% cotton canvas
• 22” dual handles
• Dimensions: 14 ½” x 15 ½”
Oh For F*ck's Sake Liquid Glitter iPhone Case
$18.00
Sometimes the only thing you can say is “Oh For Fuck’s Sake”
This case if what your phone's been missing! Get yourself a liquid star glitter-filled case with a trendy print that'll protect your iPhone and look good in the process.
• 100% thermoplastic polyurethane
• Shockproof back case cover
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
This case if what your phone's been missing! Get yourself a liquid star glitter-filled case with a trendy print that'll protect your iPhone and look good in the process.
• 100% thermoplastic polyurethane
• Shockproof back case cover
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
Phone Keys Wallet Weed Unisex Sweatshirt
$28.00
Never forget the essentials with a graphic that reminds you everything you need.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Santé Black Crop Top
$22.50
How the French say “Cheers”, never stop celebrating with this classic “Santé” print.
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
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Stop Chewing on the Clit Black Crop Top
$30.50
The inspiration behind MAVPR’s line of quoted merchandise, this will be your must-wear for first hookups. Never let someone abuse your clit again with this bold, eye-catching reminder.
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
Stop Chewing on the Clit White Crop Top
$30.50
The inspiration behind MAVPR’s line of quoted merchandise, this will be your must-wear for first hookups. Never let someone abuse your clit again with this bold, eye-catching reminder.
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
No Janitors In Startups Liquid Glitter iPhone Case
$18.00
A friendly prompt to roll up your sleeves and prepare to get dirty to build something great.
This case if what your phone's been missing! Get yourself a liquid star glitter-filled case with a trendy print that'll protect your phone and look good in the process.
• 100% thermoplastic polyurethane
• Shockproof back case cover
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Easy to take on and off
Santé Pom-Pom Beanie
$19.50
How the French say “Cheers”, never stop celebrating with this classic “Santé” print.
Expand your wardrobe with a classic embroidered beanie. Finished with a pom-pom on top, it offers tons of warmth and comfort, and is destined to find its way into all your favorite cold-weather looks.
• 100% acrylic
• One size fits all
• 12'' (30.5 cm) knit
• Fold-over 3'' (7.6 cm) cuff
• Pom-pom on top
Expand your wardrobe with a classic embroidered beanie. Finished with a pom-pom on top, it offers tons of warmth and comfort, and is destined to find its way into all your favorite cold-weather looks.
• 100% acrylic
• One size fits all
• 12'' (30.5 cm) knit
• Fold-over 3'' (7.6 cm) cuff
• Pom-pom on top
Prepare For the Worst, Hope For The Best White Crop Top
$30.50
A profound reminder that whatever life throws your way, to prepare for the worst but hope for the best.
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
Prepare For the Worst, Hope For The Best Black Crop Top
$30.50
A profound reminder that whatever life throws your way, to prepare for the worst but hope for the best.
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
A fitted crop top to pair with skirts, jeans, and much more. Made of 100% cotton, this crop top has a soft hand feel and light texture.
• 100% 30/1 combed cotton
• Form fitting
• Made in the USA
• Two colors: black and white
• Bottom hem has an unfinished, raw edge
Eat, Drink, Smoke & F*ck Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$19.00
While they may not be free, the best things in life you can eat, drink, smoke or fuck.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
More Money Unisex Tri-Blend Extra Long Shirt
$25.00
Women are out-earning men and damn proud of it. Show off your success with this snarky reminder that she’s the boss babe.
Enjoy a brand new crew neck track shirt with a fit, feel and durability of a well-loved vintage piece. This tri-blend track t-shirt is made from a mix of polyester, cotton and rayon, which gives it a unique texture. The fabric also makes sure that the shirt is elastic and retains shape, is durable, yet comfy, and drapes against the body creating a slimmer look.
• 50% polyester, 25% ring-spun combed cotton, 25% rayon*
• 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar with a durable rib neckband
• 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem
• 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Double-satin razor label
• Side seams
*Tri-Oatmeal contains 50% polyester, 37% ring-spun and combed cotton, 13% rayon
Enjoy a brand new crew neck track shirt with a fit, feel and durability of a well-loved vintage piece. This tri-blend track t-shirt is made from a mix of polyester, cotton and rayon, which gives it a unique texture. The fabric also makes sure that the shirt is elastic and retains shape, is durable, yet comfy, and drapes against the body creating a slimmer look.
• 50% polyester, 25% ring-spun combed cotton, 25% rayon*
• 7/8" (2.22 cm) seamed crew neck collar with a durable rib neckband
• 1" (2.54 cm) double-needle bottom hem
• 1" (2.54 cm) blind-stitch sleeve hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Double-satin razor label
• Side seams
*Tri-Oatmeal contains 50% polyester, 37% ring-spun and combed cotton, 13% rayon
Don't Apologize, Improve Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
$21.00
A friendly reminder that business only has time for improvements, not apologies.
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed
Prepare For the Worst, Hope For The Best Dark Light Unisex Sweatshirt
$33.00 - $35.00
A profound reminder that whatever life throws your way, to prepare for the worst but hope for the best.
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Shaved My A** For This Daddy Hat
$26.50
Need a statement piece to break the ice at your next event? MAVPR has got you covered.
Dad hats aren't just for dads.... Or Daddies ;) This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”
Dad hats aren't just for dads.... Or Daddies ;) This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”
No Janitors in Startups Laptop Case
$27.00 - $28.00
A friendly prompt to roll up your sleeves and prepare to get dirty to build something great.
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!
• 100% neoprene
• Dimensions:
13''- W 13.25'' (33.66 cm) x L 10.25'' (26.04 cm) x D 1'' (2.54 cm)
15''- W 14.75'' (12.07 cm) x L 11.25'' (28.58 cm) x D 1'' (2.54 cm)
• Product weight:
13'' - 6.49 oz. (220 g)
15'' - 7.67 oz. (260 g)
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding